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Misdirection: When East is West and West is ... East Aug. 01, 2025
As Tom and I are getting on the turnpike, I get a call from our brother Steve, "You're going the wro... Read More
Burned Up or Burned Out? The Choice is Yours Jul. 31, 2025
Time to take your temperature. When it comes to your job, are you burned up or burned out? These d... Read More
Hulk Hogan and the Complicated Legacy of a Florida Man Jul. 26, 2025
What do we do with our messy heroes? When they leave this earth, should we muddy the flow of praise ... Read More
I Don't Think that Guy in the Mirror Is Me Jul. 25, 2025
Actors either look appropriate for a role, or they don't. Audiences wouldn't buy Danny DeVito as Bat... Read More
Bare Feet at the Airport Taught Us Much About Humanity Jul. 19, 2025
An old adage in writing says we should show, not tell. Details help reveal the fabric of a person, l... Read More
It's Not Wrong Anymore Jul. 18, 2025
Sometimes, you gotta start the job from the back. People who used to think President Donald Trump wa... Read More
Stepping Up to the Microphone Jul. 18, 2025
When I was working full time as a professional speaker and make-believe celebrity, people would ask ... Read More
No Tax? No Snacks! Jul. 17, 2025
I agree with you, 100% Anybody who has a job today deserves mad respect, loud applause and free sna... Read More
Is My AI Doppelganger Gaining Sentience? Jul. 12, 2025
Discourse suggests that artificial intelligence is stealing both our souls and our writerly tics. Sl... Read More
Epstein's What? Jul. 11, 2025
I knew a guy in Kansas City, and he got arrested for something involving somebody else's money. The ... Read More
he Sad End of Happy Hour Jul. 10, 2025
Is it too early to start missing the good old days at work? How about the good old hours? It used to... Read More
Alligator Alcatraz Is Florida's Shame Jul. 05, 2025
One year ago, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed into law a path toward restitution for boys who endur... Read More
A.I. Can Take Your Job, But Can It Keep It? Jul. 03, 2025
I understand. It's not that you really love your job. It's just that you really, really, really don'... Read More
I Am a Bland Florida Tomato and I Just Want Love Jun. 28, 2025
Wow, thanks for ordering me. You're going to love... wait. No, no, no, hold on, please don't peel m... Read More
Losing Contact Jun. 27, 2025
My contact manager, Outlook, won't open. It doesn't care how often I click. It says it's loading. Bu... Read More
Is This Spam Text Asking Me Out? Jun. 21, 2025
Last week, I got a text: Are you free tomorrow? Come to my house for dinner, and I will make your fa... Read More
Dying With Bette Jun. 20, 2025
We've all heard about people who suffer for their art. Normally, that doesn't apply to me. As an ove... Read More
Sex Break or Coffee Break -- The Choice is Yours Jun. 19, 2025
When your bosses said they wanted to increase production, they didn't mean this. "This" is the strat... Read More
Tips on Winning a Breakup From a Hysterical Woman Jun. 14, 2025
Hi, woman here. Sorry to step out of line, but the men need help. It has been brought to the attenti... Read More
Send In the Marines! Jun. 13, 2025
Send in the Marines! Damn! That sounds tough. Say it. Just say it. Yell it into the silence of your ... Read More
