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High Egg Prices Really Are Just Chicken Scratch Jan. 21, 2023
Everyone's complaining about how expensive eggs have gotten lately, but I haven't been stressing. I'... Read More
Procrastinating at Work? We'll Discuss It Tomorrow. Jan. 19, 2023
Really, I don't mean to pick on Ben Franklin, but what choice do I have? It was the aphorist from Ph... Read More
No Diets, No Dry January, No Stress: Gentle January Is Here Jan. 14, 2023
Welcome, fellow Type Bs, to the dark side. We find ourselves smack in the middle of hyperactivity he... Read More
I'm Off the Train to Cool Town, and I Love It Jan. 14, 2023
I was at dinner a few weeks ago when the cold hand of approaching death smacked me in the face. The ... Read More
How to Make -- and Break -- Work Friends Jan. 12, 2023
Our buds at The New York Times have been publishing a "7-Day Happiness Challenge." I sincerely hope ... Read More
Wait Training at the Gym Jan. 10, 2023
On a normal day, I can usually score a parking spot at the health club within four spots of the door... Read More
Things I Am Leaving In 2022 Jan. 07, 2023
Does your back hurt? Is it from carrying the weight of 2022, as the joke goes? Or is it a structural... Read More
Sick of Your Job? Getting Healthy Won't Help. Jan. 05, 2023
Q: What could be worse than an endless, meandering, ultimately useless meeting with your manager? A... Read More
What Not to Eat Jan. 03, 2023
I recently took a food test online. There was a list of 50 foods, and you got one point for every fo... Read More
Don't Get Mad at Work. Get Even. Dec. 29, 2022
2022 is dragging itself to a soggy, sorry finish. Time to come up with a list of totally upbeat, 100... Read More
We Pause for this Commercial Interruption Dec. 27, 2022
'Twas two days after Christmas and all through the town The lights and the wreaths were all coming d... Read More
Dating Profiles for Generic Holiday Gifts Dec. 24, 2022
The following are five dating profiles written by last-minute holiday gifts looking for a loving par... Read More
Carols for 2022 Dec. 15, 2022
It's the time of year for caroling cheer. Need a fun song? Look down, sing along: 'LET IT RAIN!' (... Read More
I've Got Some Questions About Christmas Gnomes Dec. 10, 2022
I have an urgent question: Where did all these gnomes come from? I'm talking gift-shop gnomes, not g... Read More
How Many Shopping Days Until You're Fired? Dec. 08, 2022
Is there a law saying you have to give gifts to the people you work with? Absolutely. It's called t... Read More
Amen to Good Heart Health Dec. 07, 2022
A new study suggests that participating in religious activities, from church services to private pra... Read More
This Column is Full of Bologna Dec. 06, 2022
The great thing about handbags is that no matter how much weight you gain or lose, they always fit. ... Read More
An Open Letter to the Guy on the Treadmill Next to Me Dec. 03, 2022
Dear sir, Salutations, and pardon the interruption. Can you just... hello? Can you hear... you still... Read More
Be Fun or Be Fired Dec. 01, 2022
You're excellent at your job. Your work is first-rate and always completed on schedule. Your attitud... Read More
