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My wife and I got married eight months ago. Whatever I suggest for the apartment — a paint col... Read More

An Empty Brain is a Happy Brain Mar. 24, 2022

Winter is waning and spring is waxing. It's time to think about your brain. You may have been goofi... Read More

I've Got You Under My Skin Mar. 22, 2022

When I'm in the mood to be traumatized, I usually just go bathing suit shopping. Jeans shopping runs... Read More

Death Meddle Mar. 22, 2022

I knew my girlfriend wasn't right for me, and I was super unhappy. Friends I confided in kept saying... Read More

Finding Joy in a Pair of Robber Baron Shoes Mar. 19, 2022

I used to dress well, the way an extroverted retiree in Boca dresses well. I've always favored glitt... Read More

Money-Saving Gas Price Tips for Your Emotional Breakdown Mar. 12, 2022

Welcome, drivers. Have you noticed it costs approximately one IKEA dresser to fill a car with gas? H... Read More

Roiling the Royals at Work Mar. 10, 2022

Think about it. You're born into an immensely rich family and given a high-paid job in the family bu... Read More

Breaking Trump's Heart in Moscow Mar. 09, 2022

Jamie Stiehm

OVERHEARD in MOSCOW — If I am in the Russian president's head — and I am indeed the one ... Read More

Losing by a Hair Mar. 08, 2022

I have very short and spiky hair. In order to maintain its shape, I need to get it cut every four we... Read More

Heavy Settle Mar. 08, 2022

I'm a guy who falls into relationships too easily, ending up with women I'm not particularly interes... Read More

Positive News for the Negative Mar. 03, 2022

What could be worse than someone constantly criticizing you? What's worse is when that someone is yo... Read More

A Problem of Micro Proportions Mar. 01, 2022

Usually when one of our appliances dies, we get some kind of warning. When the dishwasher went, it s... Read More

Mud About You Mar. 01, 2022

I'm a recently divorced woman. With COVID restrictions easing up, I'd like to go out to bars again. ... Read More

Hello, You Must Be Going Feb. 24, 2022

What's a sign that it's time to leave your job? You start reading articles with titles like "6 Signs... Read More

Dense Like Nobody's Watching Feb. 22, 2022

I read your column about why women apologize more than men, and the science makes sense. What you di... Read More

The Only Vibe Shifts I Will Accept Feb. 19, 2022

Welcome, class, to zeitgeist competence hour. Today's term is "vibe shift." "Lady, what?" you say. V... Read More

One Last Super Bowl Story Feb. 15, 2022

I have to admit I'm not the most savvy sports enthusiast. Fortunately, what I lack in knowledge, I m... Read More

Silence Of The Ma'ams Feb. 15, 2022

My girlfriends and I were out for drinks. One was talking about her bad day at work and how she foun... Read More

Go Ahead, Ban Books -- See What Happens! Feb. 12, 2022

Book banning is having a moment, and unbelievably, it is not even the '90s! This is the most retrogr... Read More

The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Smell Feb. 08, 2022