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The Tables and Traditions That Form Our Lives Mar. 30, 2025
The victims of the shooting could have been at the table next to us at Olive Garden. Or, it could ha... Read More
The Signalgate Text Thread Continues Mar. 29, 2025
SMALL GROUP RE: TEXT THREAD CONCERNING STRIKE ON HOUTHI REBELS IN YEMEN Waltz: Hi, team. Creating a... Read More
Kids, Pull Yourselves Up by the Bootstraps! Mar. 29, 2025
Eyes up, children. It's 2025, and you can say goodbye to Takis and Mountain Dew Code Red by the pool... Read More
We All Join the Inner Circle Mar. 28, 2025
Two days ago, I went out to get trash bags because I needed trash bags, a prescription because I nee... Read More
All Human Thought: Pre-AI Addition Mar. 28, 2025
In college, before becoming an English major — and therefore borderline unemployable —I ... Read More
You Have a Job, But Do You Have a Chair? Mar. 27, 2025
CEOs are pounding their desktops. "Back to the office!" they cry. "Back to the office, say I!" You ... Read More
How I Drove Meghan Markle and Prince Harry out of Montecito Mar. 25, 2025
Recently, I did something despicable. Apparently. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were reportedly mov... Read More
Turns Out Scraping By Is Not the Goal Mar. 23, 2025
For millennials and Gen Z, life is mediocre. Whatever we label the drive for overachievement —... Read More
Go Home -- We're Drunk Mar. 21, 2025
An attorney I used to know told me how he figured out when to go home. "When I can't pronounce 'judi... Read More
Can Your Outie Rescue Your Innie? Mar. 20, 2025
Are you an "outie" or an "innie"? If that's a question you can't answer, you're not watching "Severa... Read More
Everyone Wants a Village, But No One Wants To Be a Villager Mar. 16, 2025
A few years ago, a friend of mine asked if I'd be willing to be the emergency contact for her kids a... Read More
Feeling World-Weary? Sink Into Nature for a Reset Mar. 15, 2025
Last weekend, I ventured on a wee break to the Rainbow River in Dunnellon, Florida, with friends. Yo... Read More
For Non-Depressing, Non-Political News -- Turn to Science Mar. 15, 2025
Maybe you're getting a little stressed out. Let's say it's increasingly difficult to ignore the poli... Read More
Brain Damage: Does Anyone Really Know What Time It Is? Mar. 14, 2025
A while back, I was speaking on an Asian cruise when I realized I could no longer figure out what th... Read More
You Gotta Work More if You Wanna Work Less Mar. 13, 2025
You definitely want to work less, but are you willing to work more to work less? That's the question... Read More
Expect the World To Change -- You Don't Own It Mar. 09, 2025
As millennials, we were told not to have kids until we were financially responsible. The world had t... Read More
The Road to Wellness: Paved with Red Lights and Vibration Plates Mar. 08, 2025
I went in for what I call a "shake and bake" recently, cooking like a chicken in a rotisserie under ... Read More
How To Consume News Responsibly in End Times Mar. 08, 2025
I spoke to a women's group last week about writing columns, working in news, hitting deadlines and a... Read More
How I Manage to Afford Santa Barbara Mar. 07, 2025
The aptitude test my high school guidance counselor gave me yielded a long, singularly unappealing l... Read More
The Curse of the Office Vampires Mar. 06, 2025
If you want a truly terrifying horror film experience, don't go to a movie theater. Go to the office... Read More
